3 or 4 Minutes

North Korea released this statement, today, about a “Special Operation Action Group,” ambitiously proposing the annihilation of South Korea within a very narrow timeframe:

Once the above-said special actions kick off, they will reduce all the rat-like groups and the bases for provocations to ashes in three or four minutes, in much shorter time, by unprecedented peculiar means and methods of our own style.

The ipoetlaureate has received additional details about the “unprecedented peculiar means and methods of our own style.” I took the liberty of making an English translation reduced to music which also reprises arguably the most famous rap line I’ve ever written (@ 1:40).

Words ostensibly by Kim Jung Un. Translated and performed by the ipoetlaureate. Music produced by djclutch.

Today’s song blog here:

The Unprecedented Peculiar Means and Methods of Our Own Style