Don’t think I won’t blong slap the people who did this to me and my South Carolina confederates.

There are only like 4.7 million of us. So, they essentially have ALL our SSNs. I’m seriously stunned.

If anyone tries to pass themselves off as theipoetlaureate, make him freestyle the preamble to the Constitution. If he can’t get past, “We the people . . .,” then shoot him on sight.

Gosh dangit. I knew I shouldn’t have paid my taxes.

Oh, it’s on.