The Reviews Are In . . .

Some of my biggest fans are spam. These trolling algorithmically generated comments really know how to make a man feel good. It’s indecipherable flattery like the following that gives me the strength and inspiration to daily press on.

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That was really sweet. And, well said, I might add. Consider it maintained up, Touch Phone.

Getting people out of their comfort zone:

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– Hier Klicken

Still huge with Third Reich stenographers, apparently. This comment has been amazed me, too.

Appealing to mens’ interests:

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– SEO Software

You know you’re made when there exists polling data on your popularity among various demographics that even a software can locate. Wait. Why only most guys?

For some, I’m persistence paid off:

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– Beginners Guide to Forex Training

Manuals love me. They tend to know exactly what’s worth enough for them. And what’s not. They also remember what the internet was like than ever before.

For others, I’m a role model and resource:

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– Official Jordy Nelson Jersey

I can’t believe the jersey of one of the guys on my fantasy football team is a regular here. Not to mention, a burgeoning web developer, apparently. (Nice work, jersey of Jordy Nelson!.)

This comment apparently spent years in R&D before submission. Plainly, the engineering paid off:

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– Joline Silveria

Wait, I think that was just a neighbor. Regardless, it’s the highest sort of compliment to be credited with someone’s very existence inside a website and to finally be acknowledged as having valuable tricks. #Humbled.

I thought this last one was a little creepy until I saw the author. Makes total sense now, though:

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– Fake Rolex Watches

Stop it! You make me blush. Of course, I’ll look forward to drop you a mail, you silly Fake Rolex Watches, you!

4 thoughts on “The Reviews Are In . . .

  1. This last post was hilarious!!! If you got any other comments like that, put them up!! Just a note, I feel like the one from Joline Silveria was just a madlib, classic

  2. Hahahaha LOT more where that came from. They come in by the ton but get automatically filtered out. So you guys don’t have the joy of seeing them. I’ll have to make it a regular spot, I guess. Madlib. That’s hysterical.

  3. “I’m having a look forward to touch you” ha ha, pretty funny, it reminds me of the “your grammar sucks” videos on youtube, where the dude goes through comments from different social media websites that make no sense.

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